My sons and I went to the movies yesterday. It was like
stepping through a time warp. Life size posters of The Phantom Menace, and
Titanic lined the lobby.
I couldn’t stand them the first time around why would I want
to cough up 15 bucks to see them 3D?
As an avid Star Wars fan I flocked to the theater to see the
Prequel and left with a pang in my heart and the bitter taste of bile in my
throat. Why? I asked, as I screamed to
the heavens, WHY? Darth Vader’s father is an ameba; Really? And it got worse;
they depended upon this snot nosed brat to save their hides. Not to mention the
pedophilia alert: the Queen developing an eerie attraction to him. I won’t mention
the other two “Prequels” since they aren’t worth mentioning.
Too bad the writers didn’t bother watching the first three films. Of course, they ruined those too.
Turning R2D2 into a CD player, seriously, what were they thinking?
Now we come to Titanic. Although I write Romance, I don’t
watch romantic movies. But at my sisters
urging, I went to see Titanic, even though I already knew the ending.
Warning Spoiler alert:
Titanic: Rich girl is engaged to Richer guy. Girl falls for
sewer rat and ends up with priceless jewel.
The boat sinks.
Girl lives a long life and is assisted night and day by her
Granddaughter. Does she give the jewel to her loving relative? Heck no, because that would be a happy ending
and who wants that?
So here we are years later with the 3D version; Needless to
say, I will not be attending.
And if any producers
are out there reading this:
If it ain’t broke don’t fix it! And if it is Broke, don’t
make it 3D!
Leave a comment with your worst or favorite movie!