Men are like a box of
chocolates
Chocolate is just
confusing you're not quite sure what you are getting.
I've spent some time
recently trying to contemplate the minds of man. I have decided that there is
no sense to make of it. They say what they don’t mean, and do what they won’t
say.
It is enough to drive
one mad! After much conversation with friends I have decided that like life, men
are also like chocolate.
You can’t judge them by their
fancy wrapping, or flashy tag lines. Nope, the only way of is
judge for yourself.
Sure you can start by finding an an attractive package. However
the inside may be bitter. Some are a bit nutty,
which is fine if you like nuts. But most women like a combination, nuts and caramel
perhaps?
Chocolate comes in all
sizes colors and flavors. And I love nuts, but pretty much anything covered in
chocolate works for me. Some candies are wrapped
up in a cup and you choose one thinking you will find your favorite. You take a
bite, marshmallow cream. Not bad, but not what you were looking for.
So you move onto the
next one, and soon all the good ones are taken. The ones left have no discernible lumps or markings. Do you take a chance? You have been burned
before. Your mouth waters, your
stomach rumbles. Yes, one more chance. You select one and take a bite.
Jelly filled.
Yuck.
Spit or swallow?
Being the lady you are, you swallow it down, and toss the rest.
Try another or give up?
Who am I kidding? It’s
CHOCOLATE.
I’m sure there is a
chocolate, nut, caramel, toffee, nougat, crispy, coconut filled one somewhere.
What is your favorite sweet?
